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#421 stargate_SG1

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 06:19 PM

wonder where she got her licence??? obviously not from a cornflakes box... maybe a from a noodles pack? :lol:

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 07:33 AM

Geeze you guys are callous. This women is great. She single handed put her Lexus through 1 car and pushed that car into another one without even sratching the grill or may I say damaging the Lexus badge :o . And only spraining her wrist. She needs a medal :D :lol: ;)
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 08:23 AM

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#424 Ember

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 08:37 AM

View Postgazza, on 17 March 2012 - 08:23 AM, said:

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Interesting place you chose to park Gazza.
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#425 gazza

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 09:29 AM

It was close to shade
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 10:42 AM

just like the tow truck operator :ph34r: ,,, who is always just around the corner from a roundabout that has detergent emptied on it on a wet morning ;)

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 02:06 PM

What... you caused just the 2 crashes this week gazza?
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:05 PM

It was a slow week
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 10:06 PM

Can't believe I just discovered this thread!

I have stacks of these, here are a few....

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I Miss Brocky...

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 06:57 PM

Came down to Batemans Bay in January and saw a beautiful old wooden boat docked near the bridge. Wanted to take some photos of it when we moved here. Wasn't expecting to take this photo though...

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Got a promo email today. Aparently there is a new blockbuster just released on DVD about my old Ford Festiva! Not sure the car is worth $26.97

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#431 Graham Lane

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 02:30 PM

A guy goes into a bar, orders and drink and says to the barman 'I had a terrible fight with the wife this evening, but in the end she came crawling to me on her hands and knees'. Barman says 'What did she say?'. 'She said, come out from under the bed, you coward'.

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:20 PM

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:25 PM

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Checkout the bloke back right on the boat ,what a ride

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:29 PM

Yeh they were slowly lowering the "brand new boat" into the water when one of the support cables broke sending the guy's million dollar toy to the bottom
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:45 PM

someone wont be happy

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:58 PM

Reckon the guy on board that boat was doing some pretty loud crow impersonations.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:14 PM

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#438 Graham Lane

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 12:50 AM

Priceless!!!!
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 07:16 PM

The missus bought a Paperback
down town, Saturday,
I had a peep into her bag;
...T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down onto the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and…
Said I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.

She stood there nude, naked like;
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell,
Stepped forward,

and stood on her left tit!

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!!

Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,….
Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 07:53 PM

That was worth the read. :lol:
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