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stargate_SG1's Photo stargate_SG1 16 Mar 2012

wonder where she got her licence??? obviously not from a cornflakes box... maybe a from a noodles pack? :lol:
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teamredracing's Photo teamredracing 17 Mar 2012

Geeze you guys are callous. This women is great. She single handed put her Lexus through 1 car and pushed that car into another one without even sratching the grill or may I say damaging the Lexus badge :o . And only spraining her wrist. She needs a medal :D :lol: ;)
Cheers Craig
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gazza's Photo gazza 17 Mar 2012

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Ember's Photo Ember 17 Mar 2012

View Postgazza, on 17 March 2012 - 08:23 AM, said:

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Interesting place you chose to park Gazza.
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gazza's Photo gazza 17 Mar 2012

It was close to shade
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neil's Photo neil 17 Mar 2012

just like the tow truck operator :ph34r: ,,, who is always just around the corner from a roundabout that has detergent emptied on it on a wet morning ;)
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Mohawkk's Photo Mohawkk 18 Mar 2012

What... you caused just the 2 crashes this week gazza?
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gazza's Photo gazza 18 Mar 2012

It was a slow week
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silver rocket's Photo silver rocket 18 Mar 2012

Can't believe I just discovered this thread!

I have stacks of these, here are a few....

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English St's Photo English St 19 Mar 2012

Came down to Batemans Bay in January and saw a beautiful old wooden boat docked near the bridge. Wanted to take some photos of it when we moved here. Wasn't expecting to take this photo though...

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Got a promo email today. Aparently there is a new blockbuster just released on DVD about my old Ford Festiva! Not sure the car is worth $26.97

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Graham Lane's Photo Graham Lane 28 Mar 2012

A guy goes into a bar, orders and drink and says to the barman 'I had a terrible fight with the wife this evening, but in the end she came crawling to me on her hands and knees'. Barman says 'What did she say?'. 'She said, come out from under the bed, you coward'.
Edited by Graham Lane, 28 March 2012 - 02:31 PM.
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gazza's Photo gazza 17 Jul 2012

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jimmi's Photo jimmi 17 Jul 2012

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Checkout the bloke back right on the boat ,what a ride
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gazza's Photo gazza 17 Jul 2012

Yeh they were slowly lowering the "brand new boat" into the water when one of the support cables broke sending the guy's million dollar toy to the bottom
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jimmi's Photo jimmi 17 Jul 2012

someone wont be happy
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Ember's Photo Ember 17 Jul 2012

Reckon the guy on board that boat was doing some pretty loud crow impersonations.
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gazza's Photo gazza 26 Jul 2012

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Graham Lane's Photo Graham Lane 27 Jul 2012

Priceless!!!!
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gazza's Photo gazza 03 Oct 2012

The missus bought a Paperback
down town, Saturday,
I had a peep into her bag;
...T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down onto the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and…
Said I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.

She stood there nude, naked like;
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell,
Stepped forward,

and stood on her left tit!

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!!

Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,….
Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.
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slots's Photo slots 04 Oct 2012

That was worth the read. :lol:
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