Petcap Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Eno, Sounds about right, i remember something along those lines as well, either that or we are both going mad!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eno the Wonderdog Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Eno, Sounds about right, i remember something along those lines as well, either that or we are both going mad!!!!!!!! I'm pretty certain it took them a few days to figure out how to get the car back up the stairs.. Quote Captain's log: We are enroute to some planet whose name I cannot pronounce to do something really complicated that I don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 (edited) Only 9 points for that one Bullseye How Ute's are made This accident happened in Istanbul, Turkey. Both drivers were women and they weren't sure exactly how the accident occurred. Edited May 9, 2008 by gazza Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eno the Wonderdog Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 I was certain someone ordered the instant bridge.. Quote Captain's log: We are enroute to some planet whose name I cannot pronounce to do something really complicated that I don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted May 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ontheflipside Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Who was driving this lot? You or Oldslot Quote I can't believe that I wanted to grow up Mount Salt Panorama Track Combined Road and Rally Track built near Salt Pan Creek Padstow - Sydney A quick build rally track 2017 WRP Round 11 at Mt Salt Panorama https://i128.photobu...zpss7sqiwfj.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldslot Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 WAS GAZZZZAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinno Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Gazza was the delivery to the BP service station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neophytte Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Progress? Quote WA Slotcar Forum | Routed HO Track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu501 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 A couple of close calls: Stu Quote Never wrestle with a pig...........you both get dirty........and the pig loves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted April 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Isn't a great country we live in when we have to post instructions on how to use the sh#ter This was in a Aust Post crapper Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAB11 Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Am I doing it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenny broke Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 (edited) Isn't a great country we live in when we have to post instructions on how to use the sh#ter pics deleted to save downloading the same ones again again and again This was in a Aust Post crapper I think that sign may be for the benefit of more recent arrivals to this wide brown land, they may have some ablutionary habits slightly different to what is the norm here. LB Edited April 9, 2009 by lenny broke Quote home track club racer Spitfire Raceway forum link https://www.facebook.com/groups/1753319218331240/?ref=bookmarks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted April 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Am I doing it right? ? Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamredracing Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 (edited) Hey! are we allowed to put these types of pics on the forum Don't forget this is the HOLY weekend :mosh: Ah! Isn't love grand. Couldn't see anything wrong with the container pics as I thought this was the way we got them off down at the wharves :aussie: . Edited April 9, 2009 by teamredracing Quote Craig "You can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAB11 Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Am I doing it right? ? The thread's title is "oops." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Am I doing it right? ? The design of that vehicle alone puts it in the Oooops category! Embs Quote Computers. They'll never catch on. Tiny Tyers Targa - The build saga continues - Aging wood - A recipe for staining wood - Don't take a fence - Step by step paling fence - An old shed for my new cars - Wooden garage under construction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAB11 Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ontheflipside Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Isn't a great country we live in when we have to post instructions on how to use the sh#ter This was in a Aust Post crapper What were you posting? Quote I can't believe that I wanted to grow up Mount Salt Panorama Track Combined Road and Rally Track built near Salt Pan Creek Padstow - Sydney A quick build rally track 2017 WRP Round 11 at Mt Salt Panorama https://i128.photobu...zpss7sqiwfj.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 New 100% recycled toilet paper and dispenser ...... Quote Quickly read this post before it is deleted or i turn grey again Gary http://www.facebook.com/Rallyproxy2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 That's fairly gross. Hilarious. But gross. Quote Computers. They'll never catch on. Tiny Tyers Targa - The build saga continues - Aging wood - A recipe for staining wood - Don't take a fence - Step by step paling fence - An old shed for my new cars - Wooden garage under construction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ontheflipside Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 New 100% recycled toilet paper and dispenser ...... Now you know what the coit is for! Quote I can't believe that I wanted to grow up Mount Salt Panorama Track Combined Road and Rally Track built near Salt Pan Creek Padstow - Sydney A quick build rally track 2017 WRP Round 11 at Mt Salt Panorama https://i128.photobu...zpss7sqiwfj.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaparral Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I havent laughed so much in years :yellowbounce: :purplebounce: :lbluebounce: I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'you're definitely going to s**t yourself' road-kill chilli. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it, the next day both of your butt cheeks WILL fall off. Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No 'Watson's Movement 2'. Despite habanera P*pp*rs swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I was unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my dear wife as 'thunder and lightning'. Knowing that a time of reckoning HAD to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for Bunnings, my quest being paint and supplies to refinish the den. Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal. I selected a cart and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase. It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the restrooms that the pain hit me. Oh, don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about. I'm referring to that 'Uh, Oh, s#!t, gotta go' pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time.. The thing is, this pain was different. The habaneras in the chilli from the night before were staging a revolt. In a mad rush for freedom they bullied their way through the small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I could take one step in the direction of the restrooms which would bring sweet relief, it happened. The P*pp*rs fired a warning shot. There I stood, alone in the paint and stain section, suddenly enveloped in a noxious cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor might escape me. Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body, and I began to move up the aisle and out of it, just as a red aproned clerk turned the corner and asked if I needed any help. I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what his reaction would be to the malodorous effluvium that refused to dissipate.. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally? Here's what I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate. I could've warned that poor clerk, but didn't. I simply watched as he walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor so terrible that all he could do before gathering his senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving his arms about his head as though trying to ward off angry bees. This, of course, made me feel terrible, but then made me laugh. .......BIG mistake!!!!! Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things 'clamped down', if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst forth from my nether region. Some were so loud and echoing that I was later told a few folks in other aisles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun. Suddenly things were no longer funny. 'It' was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the restrooms, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand mal assplosion took place. Luck was on my side. Just in the nick of time I got to the john, began the inevitable 'Oh my God', floating above the toilet seat because my ass is burning SO BAD, purging. One poor fellow walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of 'Shock and Awe'. He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, 'Son-of-a-bitch!, did it smell that bad when you ate it?', then quickly left. Once finished and I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said, 'Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem.' My smirking of course set me off again, causing residual gases to escape me. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up to cover his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, 'IT'S YOU!', then ran off returning moments later with the manager. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly not to return Home again without my supplies, I realized that there was nothing to eat but leftover chilli, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I went to shop atWoolies . I can't say anymore about that because we are in court over the whole matter. Bastards claim they're going to have to repaint the store. Quote 'The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs - there's also the negative side' - Hunter S Thompson www.capricornmedia.com.au On-line DVD sales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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