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Careful you lot or we'll be sending Rolf back to you.

Bumped into him the other day and said i remember you doing "two little boys" back in the 80's, he said pissoff .... that was gary glitter.

 

Chris you'd better dust off the zimmer frames and put the guy's on high alert, I wonder how many more will announce their retirement before the final test, better hurry up as there's only two left


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Now you know why I kept my big gob shut this time. Last tour to Oz we were on fire this time barely an ember, sorry Ember no offence meant. I like to think we can get some relief but fear it went too far 12 months ago. In truth you should have beaten us in England but didn't because although we were not good you were very poor. Lehmanns fitness and diet regime which he learned at Yorkshire, late nights, smokey bars, cold beer and fags has paid dividends.

 

Still my beloved Liverpool are top of the Premiership for Christmas and the next two games will be much better than the cricket,. Man City then Chelsea. My son a lifelong Liverpool fan has started at Liverpool University and has managed to get a part time job at Anfield. He's in heaven.

 

A very Happy Christmas to you all.


Ashes to ashes funk to funky we all know Chris is a junkie.

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Now I don't know if you had the TV show when you were a lad Chris - but right now I am saying Shazam!

 

A fellow Liverpool fan :)

 

When I was about 10 I got to see Man Utd play against Queensland and so I have followed them since then but I am more of a Liverpool fan, my football coach at school was a Nott Forest man, so we loved it when ever any of the teams we followed got the edge over Forest.

My Liverpool supporting was cemented when Craig Johnson started playing for them.

 

David

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My son aged about 8.

 

 

 

I told him to take this picture when he went to Anfield for the interview. His reply is unpublishable. de63026a-8277-4559-8597-f467744054f2.jpg

 

A few years later he burned his Michael Owen shirt and has never really forgiven him for leaving.


Ashes to ashes funk to funky we all know Chris is a junkie.

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I did say in the last thread more beer was needed for the Aussies and it seems the new coach agrees. So bloody simple.

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well after the Boxing Day debacle - Joe is Rooted and after getting rid of nearly all your foreign players (Trott and Prior) you realised the team was unbalanced so you had to pick another foreigner to 'Ballance' the team. Lucky Prior and Trott are gone - otherwise you might have to go back to World Series days and call yourself the World XI....

 

Green top England bowling - hmm could be a brave move to take something away or it could be another Gabattoir from 2002

 

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I wish to make it known to the TCCB that I am availabe for selection . A bit over the hill maybe but with one 198 not out in my armoury I can assure them I could NOT do any worse than the current lot . I think England suffered from what Australia have suffered from for so many years , arrogance due to recent form and results . They came here thinking the Ashes were a foregone conclusion and duly got walloped bcause of it . So much of Cricket and any elite sport for that matter is attitude . They simply had the wrong attitude they have paid the ultimate price .

 

 

My second excuse is we knew he Ashes needed a holiday in the sun , after ALL that time in the Northern Hemisphere they were getting a bit pale .

 

 

BTW what's with the moustache on Johnson , does he realise he looks like a 70's gay porn star ?

 

 

Doesn't Betty Brit look deadly serious !!!!!

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Perhaps the Poms could ask for assistance from their girl's team. Australia looked to have the first test sewn up after a superb turn by Ellyse Perry with both bat and ball, and the the top order just crumbled under the British onslaught on the last day.


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Oh thought it was the ladies cricket team we sent to Australia to give your lads a chance and now I realise I was right. :lol:

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DON'T MESS WITH MITCH"S MOE. It's a secret weapon. For the South African tour they're going to hide a AA battery in it so when he bowls sparks will fly out of it.

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